There Has Never Been A Woman Who Will Die More Alone Than This Piece Of Work

And by alone I mean unmarried without any friends or family. Sure she will have many of cats to keep her company.

Meet 26-year-old Quin Woodward Pu. As you’ll find out she’s published 2 books, owns a condo and is an insufferable bitch. Quin got let down by a guy she went out with twice and this was the response on her blog (you can read the entire thing here if you also enjoy sticking needles in your dick).

Some excerpts from the thesis of cuntatude:

It all started two weeks ago, when I met some rando at a bar. He was friendly enough, but annoyingly and sloppily drunk, which is why I offered my email address when he asked for my number. We emailed later that weekend, and I met up for a few drinks, which eventually turned to dinner, and then champagne. We had relatively good chemistry, but then, I kinda have chemistry with pretty much everyone, because I really like talking to people and winning over complete strangers…

I invited him to my birthday party, which I’m holding this weekend for my closest 125 friends…When we parted that day, I didn’t think much of anything. In fact, I actually headed out to a bar to meet up with a former lover from 2012, with whom I may or may not entertain a few exchanges here and there. #timesbeing.

So imagine my surprise–which quickly turned to fury–when I received the following text out of the blue yesterday. FYI I have done absolutely no editing on this conversation; the previous dialogue is from Saturday night when he told me not to dress up (I haven’t dressed down since 2k5), and I jokingly asked if I shouldn’t wear my ball gown.

Cheers to 26! And may I (and you, and your girlfriends, moms, grandmothers, daughters, etc.) never remain silent in the bombastic, outrageously chauvinistic face of an insecure man. After all, only two months ago did a writer describe me as such when asked about my relationship status: “she blushes, giggling a bit. Translation: Ms. Woodward Pu is quite happy being single.”

Damn straight.

Hope you’re happy being single, toots! Cause seeing as this has already gone viral it’s gonna be that way for a long, long time.

PS – Sum Yung Gui already wrote directly on her blog and saved you commentors some time and effort (click to enlarge).